CROWN PHRASE: "You got better? I never wore a size greater than 44-second ". WHAT DOES SHE: As soon as he crossed the threshold of your apartment, puts you flyer from the fitness center, the phone of their dressmakers, address, favorite beauty salon and a brief description of an effective diet, saying: "Darling, you are not hurt." Zalivisto She laughs, shaking his perfectly tonsured and painted head and tells how (damn funny!) The other day her son took a couple of newlyweds. Opens the door of your closet and observes: "This no longer wear. And then, with the same snow-white smile on her perfect tanned face was adopted to discuss personal anecdote. WHAT DO YOU: Probably just met her, you're glad that your loved one so young and modern mom. Tiring, and sometimes terrify her behavior you start a little later. However, the poor should just pity - for the flashy youthful appearance hides diffidence. Because it naturally and with dignity to his age - a great art. Help her to calm down: tell that she is a good figure, beautiful hair and beautiful skin. And imagine that such a preoccupation with youth - a tragedy. Do not give her delusions, which sometimes is very contagious. Also, do not let your mother in law to become a "couple" of her son - because this place is already taken you. And do not let him draw you into the game called "My mother is the most beautiful" - the most beautiful he must have two: you and only after my mother. Expert children CROWN PHRASE: "Being a grandmother - the meaning of my life." WHAT DOES SHE: Most people probably believe that you it is extremely lucky. Let the first order, it irritates the endless questions about the planned addition of the family, but as soon as the baby was born, will look after it, supersede the very Mary Poplin. It is better prenatal and child health centers know how to prepare for pregnancy, eating, giving birth, diaper, bathe, feed, heal, play, walk, and generously shares this knowledge, even when it is not requested. WHAT DO YOU: The question of future (or present) of children and their education - is the main thing that connects your young family and parents. However, each has his own views, principles and priorities. In-law, forced to share my son with a "stranger" can not accept the need to give her the same, and their grandchildren. If she presses you, trying to persuade to give birth "right now, clearly define its (of course, a common man with his) position:" We understand your feelings, but in the next couple of years a child factory does not plan to. " And after the baby born with the newly-minted grandmother developed a unified strategy of education, more argumentative Suggest And remember its her reasonable adjustments. And, no amateur! When she realizes that you can not deduct it in the dustbin of history, but you value the experience and felt instantly become a reliable assistant and ally. A grandmother's assistance in raising a child, you must agree is important. 72% of women were able to establish a good relationship with her mother in law. Scout CROWN PHRASE: "That's just not need me to hang noodles on the ears!" WHAT DOES IT: At acquaintance found out your biography to the fifth generation, recorded passport details and fingerprints. The son asked how much he comes home from work and where were you on Saturday in 14-00, then asked the same questions you and collate evidence. In the case necessarily "nastuchit" him to you. If it finds the daughter did not suspect, as an ally, it would start with a zeal to deliver "intelligence information" on your part: as he is in kindergarten in love with Masha from the neighborhood, said that his ex when she found out about your union, and with whom she saw him on the street last week. All of these facts, it will issue in such a manner and at such a moment that even the most innocent cause you have an attack of embarrassment, like a spy through the keyhole. WHAT TO DO TO YOU: As its main feature - the desire to discuss the man behind him, and not speaking the truth in the face, the face must be exactly weave a web of intrigue and gossip. If she seeks to find out something about her son - not acted as a mediator. If you want to tell him about the intimate details - intercepted at the root: all that you are interested to learn from their favorite without the help of "whistleblowers". Rigidity and uncompromising positions - the best strategy.